The cat on the bookshelf
Went to visit a friend, I know him for 10 years and all of these 10 years his cat sleeping on a bookshelf. As I come he sleeps and sleeps. I didn’t pay attention, and then went and decided cat beckon, like kitty and so on, friend me and says:
“Sarge, are you crazy? It’s a stuffed cat, he is about 20 years“.