In Toronto, an Irishman living, he has a large white cat. The house on the right entered the Chinese, too, with the cat. On the first night asked newbie white cat bashing beginner. As an Irishman to screams in Chinese did not react, the owner of the affected cat hurt caused Police Enimals Controls. There was a conversation with them:
– Can you guarantee that this will not happen again?
– I can not. It is a cat, he walks by himself.
– Then we have to arrest him for two weeks.
– At whose expense the content?
– At the expense of the municipality.
Two weeks later the cat was released. On happy, shone washed wool and seems to have become even thicker. I tried to imagine a cat meowing in the criminal slang …