A thief, a parrot and a dog
Thief climbed into the apartment, and there in the middle of the room sits a huge dog, and above, on the chandelier parrot. The dog does not respond to the thief. And the parrot says:
The thief was taken aback, but also said Hello. Scored bags full of things and started to leave. Again passes by a parrot.
Hey, fool, you other words you do not know?
Parrot dog says: Take!